A dream come true for Celtics fans everywhere!

It's now possible to smell like Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom! AT THE SAME TIME!!! The couple is preparing to release a unisex scent. What will it smell like? Sweaty uniforms meet publicity stunt? Also, in terms of a unisex scent... Is it a perfume? Is it a cologne? Or what? There are some celebrities who I might be interested in smelling like, but in general the whole celebrity scent thing does nothing for me. I wonder who came up with the idea for this, and who thought there would be a large audience of people lining up to smell like the Kardashian-Odom duo.... It's beyond me.

It's panic time in LA!

And not just because things aren't going well on the court for the Lakers, as some of my favorite bloggers at Reds Army so eloquently explained here and here. Trouble is now brewing off the court in Laker land as well.

Here's what I gather the scoop is, from my blog browsing: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Kardashian Odom have scored their own reality show, as I previously talked about here. Apparently this news has not set well with Mrs. Vanessa Bryant (Kobe's wife):

Vanessa has wasted no time throwing around her weight to make life that much harder for Khloe. She's completely banned Kobe from making any cameo appearances on the show and has already managed to get E! cameras completely banned from the Lakers' locker room.

According to an insider:
"Vanessa and Khloe have been longtime rivals. Vanessa has been pitching her own reality series, with no success yet, and she hates that rival Khloe is impinging on what she considers to be her territory." (source)

Maybe that's why Kobe decided to take things in to his own hands on Sunday. He didn't want Lamar getting any of the glory... Teeheehe... But Probably not.

Lamar Odom thinks that he's normal, and also thinks that we wonder what it looks like when he has sex with Khloe Kardashian. I'm not lying.

Excerpts from an interview Mr. Odom did with Playboy:


On what would happen if a sex tape of Odom and Khloé leaked: “When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.” 


On Khloé’s stepfather Bruce Jenner’s feelings towards him: “Bruce likes me because I’m normal. First, because he’s in a house full of women. He could tell my energy is just about trying to do the best for his stepdaughter and do what I need to do. Respect goes a long way when you carry yourself a certain way and show manners when you first meet someone. If you do that, then it’s hard for somebody not to like you.” 


1) Thank you for not subjecting us to any kind of lewd tape. 
2) I'm pretty sure nobody thinks about what that looks like. I know that I can safely say for myself that that's never gone down. 
3) If Lamar Odom is normal, what does that make me?